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How fast can your dog eat?
It’s nice to see controversial acts made funny
YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO PROTEST HERE
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA o man I can’t stop laughing, people are so stupid sometimes
Yes.
Zelda Dubstep
Mistakes
So I got this in the mail here recently:
Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile ‘gottagetme19’ (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we’ll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
So let’s analyze the mistakes in this passage.
1. Who among my friends doesn’t start off with a greeting like “hello”
2. OBSESSED in caps lock is not flattering, its creepy
3. Who gets ideas from spam
4. I am shy, BUT the person I like would never do this
5. if you like me why cant you state who you are, instead of having me make an account at some random place to find you
6. I have to make an account?!?! you don’t know me at all
7. gottagetme19… thats just a stupid username
8. I dont need to see body pictures to know who you are a picture of your face will do just fine
9. I can’t guess who you are so we wont be hanging out :(
10. Why do I need a CC?
10 mistakes in the passage, I’m sure I can find more. So I take it I’m getting spam for a reason, followers beware, and I am sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused.
If by a slim 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% chance that this is real, well give up, i don’t like you random person, and I have no interest at all :)
THINK
Before you speak, THINK
T-Is it True?
H-Is it Helpful?
I-Is it Inspiring?
N-Is it Necessary?
K-Is it Kind?
Who would want to hear it otherwise
